Big decisions like Halloween costumes need some guidance, so before you attempt to channel Christian Grey, a drag queen, or a bunch of grapes, why not consider dressing like a Pennsylvanian for Halloween? This informational blog will show yinz just how easy it is to pass for a resident of the Keystone State!

Cheaper Than Therapy:

Autumn in Pennsylvania:  the fiery foliage, the crisp temperatures, pumpkin flavoring in everything from ice cream to toothpaste. 

If there’s one thing Pennsylvanians love more than a garage sale, it’s Halloween— a holiday that’s equal parts cute and creepy.  Well, this year you don’t have to look beyond your back yard  to find the perfect costume:  just in time for Halloween ’11, we offer the finest in scare wear based on surprisingly accurate Pennsylvania stereotypes!

PENNSYLVANIAN LADIES’ HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

It’s hard being a single mom with two jobs.  But ladies, one word makes it easy to dress up for your Pennsylvania Halloween:  slutty.

That’s right, Pennsylvania gals from Jugtown to Intercourse* will be whispering Victoria’s secret on October 31st as they don the lingerie they wouldn’t be caught dead wearing any other time of the year.  Add a halo and wings, and you’re a slutty angel!  Pitchfork and horns?  Poof! you’re a slutty…

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