Big decisions like Halloween costumes need some guidance, so before you attempt to channel Christian Grey, a drag queen, or a bunch of grapes, why not consider dressing like a Pennsylvanian for Halloween? This informational blog will show yinz just how easy it is to pass for a resident of the Keystone State!
Autumn in Pennsylvania: the fiery foliage, the crisp temperatures, pumpkin flavoring in everything from ice cream to toothpaste.
If there’s one thing Pennsylvanians love more than a garage sale, it’s Halloween— a holiday that’s equal parts cute and creepy. Well, this year you don’t have to look beyond your back yard to find the perfect costume: just in time for Halloween ’11, we offer the finest in scare wear based on surprisingly accurate Pennsylvania stereotypes!
PENNSYLVANIAN LADIES’ HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
It’s hard being a single mom with two jobs. But ladies, one word makes it easy to dress up for your Pennsylvania Halloween: slutty.
That’s right, Pennsylvania gals from Jugtown to Intercourse* will be whispering Victoria’s secret on October 31st as they don the lingerie they wouldn’t be caught dead wearing any other time of the year. Add a halo and wings, and you’re a slutty angel! Pitchfork and horns? Poof! you’re a slutty…
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