LIMERICK: PENIS

Private Property -- Men Confess Why They're Br...

 

 PENIS

It is said Women sprang forth from Venus,
Masterpiece of class, species, and genus.
And they reach for the stars,
Unlike Men, sent from Mars
Who must filter each thought through a penis.

 

~lisa
June, 2013

LIMERICK: PENNSYLVANIA

Crossing The Road

PENNSYLVANIA

Along Interstate 80 stood Bambi,
Concentration–at best–namby pamby.
At the wake later, Crow
Paid respects to his bro:
Said, “At least you taste better than spam, B!”

~lisa

LIMERICK: PERU

English: Paddington Bear at Paddington Station

 PERU

With his hat and a kiss from Aunt Lu
He arrived from the Darkest Peru
Proper Paddington Bear
Had a “special hard stare”
That would wilt Rupert, Fozzie, or Pooh.

~lisa

Note:  A friend challenged me to write limericks for as many different countries as I could.  Challenge accepted.  Read the whole series, make suggestions and cheer me on here.

LIMERICK: MACEDONIA

 

Monument of Alexander The Great in Shtip, Repu...

Monument of Alexander The Great in Shtip, Republic of Macedonia (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

MACEDONIA

Alexander, the hero of old,
Founded cities and plundered for gold.
He was known as “The Great”
Though his path wasn’t “straight”
‘Least his man-crush Bagoas oft’ told!

~lisa