When the cowboy returned from Nepal,
Said, “Just wait’ll y’hear this, y’all!
That there mountain I clumb
left my nuts kinda numb. . .
Guess I shoulda packed shorts after all!”
In Punjab, sixteen-year-old Pari
Rolled her eyes at her new birthday sari.
She was more than just miffed
At the practical gift,
Since she’d asked Daddy for a Ferrari!
It is said Women sprang forth from Venus,
Masterpiece of class, species, and genus.
And they reach for the stars,
Unlike Men, sent from Mars
Who must filter each thought through a penis.
Along Interstate 80 stood Bambi,
Concentration–at best–namby pamby.
At the wake later, Crow
Paid respects to his bro:
Said, “At least you taste better than spam, B!”
With his hat and a kiss from Aunt Lu
He arrived from the Darkest Peru
Proper Paddington Bear
Had a “special hard stare”
That would wilt Rupert, Fozzie, or Pooh.
Note: A friend challenged me to write limericks for as many different countries as I could. Challenge accepted. Read the whole series, make suggestions and cheer me on here.
My chica, the fine Magdalena,
Is the toast of old town Cartagena.
Once her toke on the endo
Has reached its crescendo,
She howls like a laughing hyena!
Monument of Alexander The Great in Shtip, Republic of Macedonia (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Alexander, the hero of old,
Founded cities and plundered for gold.
He was known as “The Great”
Though his path wasn’t “straight”
‘Least his man-crush Bagoas oft’ told!